Kuifje en sex

Hasselts

Mannen op de Maan

TV cookery is very like internet porn - the overwhelming majority of its audience will never ever get to act out what's happening on screen.

A skint foodie

Bretons
De Zeven Kristallen Bollen

He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done maybe it had a slice of tomato.

Terry Pratchett

Catalaans
Raket naar de maan
(Hier Object: De Maan)

Ala decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.

John Green

Tilburgs
De juwelen van Bianca Castafiore

De enige afbeelding van Kuifje trouwens,

waarop hij richting de toeschouwer handelt

Tita knew through her own flesh how fire transforms the elements, how a lump of corn flour is changed into a tortilla, how a soul that hasn't been warmed by the fire of love is lifeless, like a useless ball of corn flour.

Laura Esquivel

Como agua para chocolate
Een schitterend -culi speaking- boek
De titel is moeilijk te gebruiken in het Nederlands
Als water bij chocola
Niemand hier weet dat je in Spaanstalige landen water drinkt bij chocolademelk
Liefst met een citroen-meringue erin opgelost
Maar goed
Allemaal geen reden om als titel Rode Rozen en Tortilla's te kiezen

Monegasks
De Schat van Scharlaken Rackham

I want them to bite into a cookie, and think of me, and smile. Food is love. Food has a power. I knew it in my mind, but now I know it in my heart.

Jael McHenry

Franco-provençaals
De Zaak Zonnebloem

Somewhere along the way, I discovered that in the physical act of cooking, especially something complex or plain old hard to handle, dwelled unsuspected reservoirs of arousal both gastronomic and sexual. If you are not one of us, the culinarily depraved, there is no way to explain what's so darkly enticing about eviscerating beef marrowbones, chopping up lobster, baking a three-layer pecan cake, and doing it for someone else, offering someone hard-won gustatory delights in order to win pleasures of another sort. Everyone knows there are foods that are sexy to eat. What they don't talk about so much is foods that are sexy to make. But I'll take a wrestling bout with recalcitrant brioche dough over being fed a perfect strawberry any day, foreplay-wise.

Julie Powell

Oostends
Het Donker Eiland

De Zwarte Rotsen in het Nederlands

Cooking for someone just happens to be one of the most profound expressions of love.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

Welsh
Het Gebroken Oor

Zie hier (PDF in je downloadmap) wat ik met die albums ga doen
(Alle links hier openen in een nieuw venster)

De PDF is een opzet voor een educatieve expositie over taal, niets meer

Ik zit nu te denken over het splitsen Kuifje enerzijds, de rest anderzijds
Verschillende leeftijden

Bij Kuifje kan er dan mooi een stuk over schrift bij

Ik heb al albums in het Chinees, Arabisch, Armeens, Grieks, Russisch...